i permit you to call me
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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