Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
