I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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