Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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