I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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