you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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