she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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