If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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