My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Operation Purity has been aborted
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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