you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Dick very happy bro
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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