Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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