Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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