Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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