I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
she looked like the before picture.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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