I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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