Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
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This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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