Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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