I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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