what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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