rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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