i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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