That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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