even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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