WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
this boner is exhausting
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Randomize
