I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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