you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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