I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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