So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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