Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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