yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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