I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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