I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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