Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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