So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just googled if crying burns calories
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You've changed since you got that strap on
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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