My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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