Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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