You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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