I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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