how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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