Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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