bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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