He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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