i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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