Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
At least make sure they are 18
Why
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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