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the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
