like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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