Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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