That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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