VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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