The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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