Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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