Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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