well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
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My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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