i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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